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Notice me

NOTICE ME SENPAI  Actual Advice Mallard

if you get stuck on a rock

IF YOU GET SUCK ON A ROCK, WELL...YOU SHOULDNT HAVE. Actual Advice Mallard

STAY THE H*CK IN BED

DON'T GET UP IT'S A TRAP SET BY MEAN PEOPLE TO MAKE YOU THINK THAT LEAVING THE  WARMTH OF YOUR BED IS A MATURE AND WISE DECISION. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT.  Actual Advice Mallard

kids are dumb

DON'T TELL YOUR KIDS WHEN YOU ARE SHORT ON MONEY THEY WILL TELL EVERYONE THEY TRUST AND SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THE FAMILY ECONOMY Actual Advice Mallard

Lel sarah

SARAH, YOU ARE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. QUACK! QUACK! XD Actual Advice Mallard

pato puto

SI HACES UN POST QUE ES BUENO DEBES HACER SPAM Actual Advice Mallard

The Duck

DUCK YOU Actual Advice Mallard

Advice for all of the fat people out there

IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT     WORK OUT AND EAT RIGHT Actual Advice Mallard

If they assume you are somewhere in life, just because you are a minority and had to fill up some quota or you're a lucky bastard with connections or whatever bullshit excuse anyone can think of

TO PROVE THEM WRONG  YOU HAVE TO WORK TWICE AS HARD, STAY TWICE AS LONG TO BE TWICE AS GOOD. Actual Advice Mallard

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