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parent your own kids!

STAY-AT-HOME MOMS ARE NOT FREE BABY-SITTERS DON'T JUST SEND THEM OVER TO 'PLAY' Actual Advice Mallard

Parent your own kids!

DON'T ASSUME THR STAY-AT-HOME MOM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS A FREE BABYSITTER SHE PROBABLY HAS ENOUGH RESPONSIBILITIES WITHOUT ADDING YOUR KIDS TOO. Actual Advice Mallard

Duck

THIS IS SO EPIC DUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

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time or time

IF YOU'RE ON TIME YOU'RE LATE Actual Advice Mallard

LELAS NAQUI

DIZ-LHE QUE BEBER SEM SABER É O MESMO QUE SER BURRA PRA CARALHO! FILOSOFIAS DE MIM Actual Advice Mallard

To all those watching the Meteor Shower tonight..

DON'T TAKE PICTURES WITH YOUR PHONE JUST ENJOY THE MOMENT Actual Advice Mallard

As a food service employee...

TAPPING YOUR CARD/ MONEY ON THE COUNTER WON'T GET YOU SERVED ANY FASTER IT IS RUDE AND MAKES ME WANT TO SERVE YOU LESS Actual Advice Mallard

The truth

SEE A GIRL WITHOUT MAKEUP, AT HER WORST, CRYING, MAD, ETC... THEN DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO PURSUE A RELATIONSHIP Actual Advice Mallard

Lifters hack

RUN OR RIDE A BIKE FOR 20 MINUTES BEFORE LIFTING EVERY DAY WILL BE LEG DAY Actual Advice Mallard