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If it claims to go through, you'll know.

UNEXPECTED REQUEST FOR YOUR PASSWORD? ENTER IT WRONG THE FIRST TIME, IT MAY BE MALWARE. Actual Advice Mallard

I mean it, You won't

YOU THINK YOU CAN START STUDYING  2 DAYS BEFORE THE PHYSICS TEST, AND STILL GET A FINE GRADE? NO YOU WON'T Actual Advice Mallard

Summer Reading

CHEAPEST WAY TO VISIT CAROWINDS? WIN TICKETS FROM THE LIBRARY FOR FINISHING SUMMER READING! Actual Advice Mallard

Live life: more than just a catchphrase

LIVE EVERYDAY TO THE FULLEST YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT WILL ALL CHANGE Actual Advice Mallard

Life Advice

ONE MUST FAIL TO REJECT LIFE, IN ORDER TO SUCCEED. Actual Advice Mallard

For those recent graduates applying for jobs

EVEN THOUGH COMPANIES MAY REQUIRE A

avoid josh

IF JOSH JOINS TEAMSPEAK MUTE HIM Actual Advice Mallard

You Will Start to Hate It.

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boh nana

BOH NANA!!! Actual Advice Mallard

Let that sink in

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