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o ladw

MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU MAYBE SHE'S HAVING ISSUES AT THE MOMENT Actual Advice Mallard

Doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman

IF SOMEONE HITS YOU YOU CAN STOP THEM WITHOUT HITTING THEM BACK Actual Advice Mallard

Rainy Days

PLANT A GARDEN YOU WILL APPRECIATE RAINY DAYS Actual Advice Mallard

Sometimes the best advice to follow

 IS YOUR OWN Actual Advice Mallard

Gamers will know

IF A GUY PAUSES HIS VIDEOGAME JUST TO REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE YOU REALLY MEAN A LOT TO HIM Actual Advice Mallard

Mel's Bday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  GUUUURL Actual Advice Mallard

No smoking in the kitchen please!

COOKING AND DON'T WANT THE FIRE DETECTOR TO GO OFF? FOOL IT BY POINTING A TALL ADJUSTABLE FAN ON HIGH DIRECTLY AT IT. Actual Advice Mallard

not a duck

IT IS NOT A DUCK IT IS OPTIMA Actual Advice Mallard

Google Easter eggs

IF YOUR HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE EASTER EGGS FOR GOOGLE, SEARCH THE EASTER EGGS ON GOOGLE FOR THE BEST ANSWER. Actual Advice Mallard

dumpster ducks

 DUMPSTER DUCKS TRADING SYPHILIS 4 FROZEN BURRITOS SINCE ALWAYS Actual Advice Mallard