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help others awesome

IF YOU WANT TO HELP PEOPLE  BUY FROM A SOCIAL ENTERPRISE. THAT WAY YOU CAN GIVE AND STILL GET AWESOME STUFF Actual Advice Mallard

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Library Advice

TRY ASKING PEOPLE POLITELY TO BE QUIET IN THE LIBRARY INSTEAD OF WAITING UNTIL YOUR POST APPEARS ON FACEBOOK THE NEXT DAY. Actual Advice Mallard

Just duck

 QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK Actual Advice Mallard

rebound advice

DON'T ACT ON YOUR INSTINCT TO REBOUND AFTER A BREAKUP THE EMOTIONLESS SEX WILL JUST MAKE YOU FEEL EMPTY. Actual Advice Mallard

jack ppop

JACKSON KEEP CALM Actual Advice Mallard

Been there, done that

IF YOU OPEN A BOTTLE OF COKE, DO NOT PUT IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR IT WILL MAKE ALL THE CO2 DISAPPEAR Actual Advice Mallard

Hal's ribs

IF HAL DID RIBS RIGHT MAYBE HE WOULDN'T STAY GROUNDED Actual Advice Mallard

mangers be like

MANGERS BE LIKE  I GOT HOT BRO  Actual Advice Mallard

True story

NO NEED FOR A PHD TO LEARN THAT AN EXTRA DEGREE MAKES YOU NO SMARTER Actual Advice Mallard