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VAGINAS HAVE MINIMAL NUTRIONAL VALUE THEY ARE A DELICACY NOT A MAIN COURSE. Actual Advice Mallard

As a construction worker of 30 years my dad tells me everytime I work with him

DON'T PUT YOUR FINGERS WERE YOU WOULDN'T PUT YOUR DINK Actual Advice Mallard

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ALRIGHT DUCK? Actual Advice Mallard

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PEOPLE CALL ME ASHYL  ASHYL FERNANDES!!!!!! Actual Advice Mallard

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 YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE WENT FISHING  INSTEAD OF FUCKING AND MAKING YOU Actual Advice Mallard

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ABOUT 1% OF YOUR FACEBOOK FANBASE WILL SEE YOUR POSTS UNLESS THAT 1% ENGAGES WITH IT PAYING OR BEGGING FOR LIKES WILL HEAVILY DECREASE THE CHANCES THAT FIGURE WILL INCREASE Actual Advice Mallard

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BRING ME THE HEAD OF YOUR JESUS ON A PLATE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THANKS. Actual Advice Mallard

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WHEN USING SOMEONE ELSE'S PHOTO ALWAYS LINK BACK TO THE SOURCE Actual Advice Mallard

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GAVAU ADMINA GLOBALE  BET VISTIEK SU MANIM NIEKAS NEDRAUGAUJA :( Actual Advice Mallard