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This is seriously true

NICE GUYS DON'T FINISH LAST BORING GUYS DO Actual Advice Mallard

Gluten Intolerance Tolerance

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR GLUTEN INTOLERANCE. Actual Advice Mallard

Peoples Opinions

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR SOMETHING,  THEN YOUR OPINION OF THAT THING IS WAY TOO DAM HIGH. Actual Advice Mallard

SARPBC Teamplay

IF YOUR TEAMMATE IS STRUGGLING IN A CORNER DON'T JOIN HIM IN THE STRUGGLE. JUST WAIT AND LAUGH. Actual Advice Mallard

talk to a duck

TRUST A DUCK              NOT  A POLITICIAN                         Actual Advice Mallard

Please, Quan someone Quell me what Qualculus is?

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Drunk in Public!

YOU'RE NOT DRUNK. JUST PUBICALLY INSANE. Actual Advice Mallard

This made all the difference

WHEN MOVING TO A NEW AREA IMMEDIATLY FIGURE OUT THE QUICKEST WAY TO A HOSPITAL Actual Advice Mallard

don't do it dumbass

SHE DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU DON'T DO IT DUMBASS Actual Advice Mallard

MSU Schwarma

WHEN DECIDING BETWEEN CAREERS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE ONE THAT INVOLVES CHICKEN SCHWARMA Actual Advice Mallard