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Actual Advice Mallard

bitches be like

THIS IS MY FACE BITCHES ALL ALWAYS BE STEALING MY FACE Actual Advice Mallard
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Just trust me

IF A GIRL SAYS SHE'S EMOTIONAL SHE WILL BE A FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP Actual Advice Mallard
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You think your kids cute

NEVER TRUST A BABY WITH A MUSTACHE Actual Advice Mallard
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Well today is my graduation...

IF YOU TRIP DURING YOUR GRADUATION CEREMONY PRETEND TO BE DOING PUSHUPS Actual Advice Mallard
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NO!!sdgDGDDG:))a i LOVE MONEY

COME TO CLASS UNPREPARED SHE WONT MAKE US DO THE PRESENTATION Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice to Smokers

AVOID THROWING YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS ON THE GROUND ONE CIGARETTE BUTT HAS ENOUGH TOXINS TO POLLUTE A GALLON OF WATER Actual Advice Mallard
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For all you who are into helping out education

IF YOU NEED CLOUD STORAGE, GO TO CHARITY SKY.ORG BY CONTRIBUTING $500 TO THEIR CAMPAIGN YOU WILL GET LIFETIME 500GB CLOUD STORAGE Actual Advice Mallard
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Driving Advice

IF YOU GET YOUR LICENSE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU WILL NEED TO RENEW YOUR LICENSE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY Actual Advice Mallard
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In response to the tip for men on holiday gifts...

IF YOU WANT MEN TO PUT THOUGHT INTO THEIR GIFTS, JUST SAY
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Further woe...

TODAY I AM CELEBRATING.............. THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY 29TH BIRTHDAY Actual Advice Mallard
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