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Actual Advice Mallard

Keyring app

YOU SHOULD SAVE YOUR CARDS IN KEYRING SO YOU SAVE MONEY ON YOUR GROCERIES Actual Advice Mallard
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Love. In Love. And Drugs. Are Different Things

BEING IN LOVE IS LIKE A DRUG, TEMPORARY EFFECTS AND A COME DOWN LOVE IS. LIKE A CONCEPT. PERMANENT. BULLETPROOF. AND NEVER COMES DOWN Actual Advice Mallard
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Gifting Children Is The Ultimate Insult

NO CHILD IS PROPERTY YOU CANNOT GIVE AWAY THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT OWN Actual Advice Mallard
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Going To Bread Is A Joke, Not A Command

GOING TO BREAD WILL NOT KEEP YOU SAFE Actual Advice Mallard
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pretoze ma to pekne serie

PREDTÝM, AKO BUDEŠ PÍSAŤ NA NÁSTENKU SKÚS HĽADAŤ Actual Advice Mallard
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to all the complainers

LIFE GIVES YOU ALL THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITIES AND CHANCES YOU JUST MAKE INAPPROPRIATE CHOICES ABOUT THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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struggling with this right now...

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WORK ON THE WEEKENDS DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE LOUD ALL NIGHT. Actual Advice Mallard
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Only good for fantasy

DON'T TRY TO GO OUT WITH A HOT GIRL A LOT OF GUYS WILL BE AFTER HER AND SHE'LL END UP CHEATING ON YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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saab argument

SELL YOUR 9-3 BUY A 9-5 Actual Advice Mallard
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Babies! And walgreens

GO TO WALGREENS AND BUY A PREGNANCY TEST THAT WILL ELIMINATE ALL GUESSWORK Actual Advice Mallard
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