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Keyring app

YOU SHOULD SAVE YOUR CARDS IN KEYRING SO YOU SAVE MONEY ON YOUR GROCERIES  Actual Advice Mallard

Love. In Love. And Drugs. Are Different Things

BEING IN LOVE IS LIKE A DRUG, TEMPORARY EFFECTS AND A COME DOWN LOVE IS. LIKE A CONCEPT. PERMANENT. BULLETPROOF. AND NEVER COMES DOWN Actual Advice Mallard

Gifting Children Is The Ultimate Insult

NO CHILD IS PROPERTY YOU CANNOT GIVE AWAY THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT OWN Actual Advice Mallard

Going To Bread Is A Joke, Not A Command

GOING TO BREAD                WILL NOT KEEP YOU SAFE Actual Advice Mallard

pretoze ma to pekne serie

PREDTÝM, AKO BUDEŠ PÍSAŤ NA NÁSTENKU SKÚS HĽADAŤ Actual Advice Mallard

to all the complainers

LIFE GIVES YOU ALL THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITIES AND CHANCES YOU JUST MAKE INAPPROPRIATE CHOICES ABOUT THEM Actual Advice Mallard

struggling with this right now...

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WORK ON THE WEEKENDS DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE LOUD ALL NIGHT. Actual Advice Mallard

Only good for fantasy

DON'T TRY TO GO OUT WITH A HOT GIRL A LOT OF GUYS WILL BE AFTER HER AND SHE'LL END UP CHEATING ON YOU Actual Advice Mallard

saab argument

SELL YOUR 9-3 BUY A 9-5  Actual Advice Mallard

Babies! And walgreens

GO TO WALGREENS AND BUY A PREGNANCY TEST THAT WILL ELIMINATE ALL GUESSWORK Actual Advice Mallard