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Be revolutionary

BE REVOLUTIONARY  EVERYDAY Actual Advice Mallard

Some actual advice

MOTHERS DAY IS TOMORROW Actual Advice Mallard

Mother's Day

 TOMORROW IS MOTHER'S DAY Actual Advice Mallard

The guy in front of me learned this the hard way

ALWAYS GIVE THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT LEAST A CARS LENGTH BEFORE CHANGING LANES  YOU DON'T KNOW THE QUALITY OF THEIR BRAKES Actual Advice Mallard

Blake this is for you

IF YOU GO ON THE INTERNET AND MEET A SINGLE, NOT-BAD-LOOKING GIRL, DON'T CALL HER A TWAT Actual Advice Mallard

Working in a floral shop on Mother's day weekend with late callers...

ORDER FLOWERS TO ARRIVE A WEEK BEFORE MOTHERS DAY IT'LL GIVE HER TIME TO ENJOY THE FLOWERS AND SHOWS HER THAT YOU THOUGHT OF HER EARLY. Actual Advice Mallard

For those of you...

HEARING SOUNDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? REMEMBER, ROBBERS WOULD PROBABLY GET RIGHT TO IT Actual Advice Mallard

True Storey

IF YOUR BF/GF HAS BEEN HOME FROM A MISSION FOR MORE THAN  A YEAR YOU SHOULD DATE THEM FOR AT LEAST AS LONG AS THEY HAVE BEEN HOME Actual Advice Mallard

Have a little respect for yourself and dump him.

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND SLEEPS WITH HIS BEST FRIEND WHILST YOU WERE ON A BREAK YOU'RE ONLY BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING SERIOUS - HE'S FRIENDZONED. Actual Advice Mallard

work :)

USE YOUR DESK LIKE YOUR BEDROOM Actual Advice Mallard