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Not ALL mallards!

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As a member of the white knuckle brigade, I thank the heavens for these people

IF YOU'RE NEXT TO AN ANXIOUS PERSON ON AN AIRPLANE TALK TO THEM ABOUT RANDOM STUFF Actual Advice Mallard

Thunder-mallard says

DELETE THIS STATUS EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT YOU'LL BE REMINDED Actual Advice Mallard

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J'AI FAIMM WIN EL SARDINAAAAAAA Actual Advice Mallard

Man is a keeper

IF A GUY IS WILLING TO MAKE YOU SANDWICHES HE IS A KEEPER Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU ARE TAKING ANTIBIOTICS TAKE A PROBIOTIC.         AND NEVER TRUST A FART        Actual Advice Mallard

Walking around campus

IF A SURFACE LOOKS SLIPPERY IT IS SLIPPERY Actual Advice Mallard

After years of holding my breath and drinking water upside down...

AN ACTUAL CURE FOR HICCUPS IS SWALLOWING BREAD Actual Advice Mallard