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Actual Advice Mallard

This is the rule of my house

EVERYONE SHOULD PUT THE TOILET SEAT/LID DOWN NO TOILET SEAT ARGUMENT AND LESS BACTERIA SPREADS WHEN FLUSHING Actual Advice Mallard
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Quotes Suck!!!!!

LIFE IS NOT SOLVED BY READING A QUOTE. LIFE IS WHAT DO WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN. Actual Advice Mallard
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For those with a patent for truth.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS MERELY A RIGHT TO BE WRONG NOT MORE Actual Advice Mallard
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Preventing a Disaster.

ALWAYS TAKE A SHEET OF TOILET PAPER AND WIPE THE SEAT BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN. 1. U MIGHT WIPE AWAY PISS. 2. THE SEAT WILL BE DOWN BEFORE YOU SIT. 3. YOU'LL LEARN IF THERE'S NO PAPER BEFORE YOU TAKE A CRAP. Actual Advice Mallard
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What is

QUACK-A-LACKIN Actual Advice Mallard
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This is becoming unpopular

I'M USED TO SHARE ADVICE Actual Advice Mallard
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no prob duck

NO PROBLEM Actual Advice Mallard
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DUMB PC OWNERS

IF YOU OWN A DESKTOP PC LEARN HOW TO HANDLE THE BASICS LIKE INSTALLING UPDATS AND CLEANING OUT THE DUST Actual Advice Mallard
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No life

IF YOU ALLWAYS LISTEN TO ME YOU WOULD BE WITHOUT A JOB, HOME, WIFE/GIRLFRIEND, HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO LIFE. EVERY PERSON OR SITUATION IS DIFFERENT. Actual Advice Mallard
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I feel much better about my time on the computer when I do this.

GET OFF REDDIT PRACTICE FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON DUOLINGO Actual Advice Mallard
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