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This is the rule of my house

EVERYONE SHOULD PUT THE TOILET SEAT/LID DOWN NO TOILET SEAT ARGUMENT AND LESS BACTERIA SPREADS WHEN FLUSHING Actual Advice Mallard

Quotes Suck!!!!!

LIFE IS NOT SOLVED BY READING A QUOTE.  LIFE IS WHAT DO WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN.  Actual Advice Mallard

For those with a patent for truth.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS MERELY A RIGHT TO BE WRONG NOT MORE Actual Advice Mallard

Preventing a Disaster.

ALWAYS TAKE A SHEET OF TOILET PAPER AND WIPE THE SEAT BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN. 1. U MIGHT WIPE AWAY PISS. 2. THE SEAT WILL BE DOWN BEFORE YOU SIT. 3. YOU'LL LEARN IF THERE'S NO PAPER BEFORE YOU TAKE A CRAP. Actual Advice Mallard

What is

 QUACK-A-LACKIN Actual Advice Mallard

This is becoming unpopular

I'M USED TO SHARE ADVICE  Actual Advice Mallard

no prob duck

NO PROBLEM Actual Advice Mallard

DUMB PC OWNERS

IF YOU OWN A DESKTOP PC LEARN HOW TO HANDLE THE BASICS LIKE INSTALLING UPDATS AND CLEANING OUT THE DUST Actual Advice Mallard

No life

IF YOU ALLWAYS LISTEN TO ME YOU WOULD BE WITHOUT A JOB, HOME, WIFE/GIRLFRIEND, HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO LIFE. EVERY PERSON OR SITUATION IS DIFFERENT. Actual Advice Mallard

I feel much better about my time on the computer when I do this.

GET OFF REDDIT  PRACTICE FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON DUOLINGO Actual Advice Mallard