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I feel much better about the time I spend on the computer when I do this

INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME ON  REDDIT  LEARNING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON DUOLINGO Actual Advice Mallard

Escalation Mallard

NO KBASE? ESCALATE. Actual Advice Mallard

Good advice.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET DOWNVOTES STOP BEING A B*TCH AND DON'T POST ANYTHING. Actual Advice Mallard

Teaching you a lesson

IF YOU ARE POURING WET CEMENT MAKE SURE YOU FENCE THE WET AREA OFF, SO NO ONE WALKS ACCROS IT Actual Advice Mallard

STOP ALL THAT THUMB TWITTLING ON YOUR CELLAR DEVICE PEOPLE!

 ITS HARD ENOUGH WATCHING PEOPLE STUMBLE AFTER A SHOT OF VODKA.... WE DONT NEED THE TWO MIXED TOGETHER. Actual Advice Mallard

This is so true

IF YOU DON'T HAVE JOB STABILITY DON'T WASTE YOUR CASH UNNECESSARILY  Actual Advice Mallard

Love you guys, but it had to be done. hahaha

YOUR A 90'S KID IF YOU REMEMBER STUFF THAT HAPPENED NOT THAT LONG AGO! Actual Advice Mallard

Feminism

FEMINISM IS KNOWING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO WEAR THINGS TO IMPRESS A MAN FEMINISM IS ALSO KNOWING THAT IT’S OKAY TO WEAR THINGS TO IMPRESS A MAN IF YOU WANT TO Actual Advice Mallard

okay an actual title

CHECK WHETHER A CRAWLED PAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN ENCOUNTERED STORE URLS IN HASHTABLE FOR EFFICIENCY Actual Advice Mallard

In response to the guy who works at a Casino, as someone who spent 10 years working at Gamestop here is my advice

DONT SELL YOUR GAMES TO GAMESTOP  Actual Advice Mallard