Actual Advice Mallard

Think of this before you state something as fact

THE TRICK TO BEING RIGHT A LOT  IS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT WHEN YOU'RE WRONG Actual Advice Mallard

For middle/Highschoolers

JUST BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T BE FRIENDS WITH THEM OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH THEM IN SCHOOL Actual Advice Mallard

Best Advice a Professor Ever Gave Me For Finals

THE TABLE OF CONTENTS IN YOUR CASE BOOK IS A BASIC OUTLINE OF THE ENTIRE CLASS Actual Advice Mallard

Gym advice mollard

EAT MUSCLE  YOU WILL BUILD MUSCLE Actual Advice Mallard

Listen to your gut.

IF A GIRL CONTINUALLY MAKES EXCUSES WHY SHE CANT HANG OUT SHE DOESNT REALLY    WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. Actual Advice Mallard

Really, people should do it

IF YOUR EX TELLS YOU HE STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY Actual Advice Mallard

End of Round

IT'S NOT AN END OF ROUND UPDATE WITHOUT A PLAYERS REMAINING COLUMN Actual Advice Mallard

I'm not an American ... but this is how I feel about weapons

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE Actual Advice Mallard

Something meme-orable

INSTEAD OF POSTING A MEME THAT IS SELF CENTRED / NEGATIVE / PLAIN NOT USEFUL... POST A MEME / STATUS UPDATE THAT IS USEFUL.  TIPS, TRICKS, ETC. WE NEED MORE HELPING HANDS AND LESS SELF CENTRED STUFF. SERIOUSLY. Actual Advice Mallard

Something meme-orable...

INSTEAD OF POSTING SOME MEME THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HELP ANYONE... WHY NOT ACTUALLY PUT OUT SOME USEFUL INFORMATION IN THE WORLD THAT MAY HELP SOMEONE DO SOMETHING. Actual Advice Mallard