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DON'T YOU DARE TO COPY AND PASTE THAT AND REALISE THAT IT'S NOT A PAGE EVEN Actual Advice Mallard

Tree Sap help

IF YOU GET TREE SAP ON YOUR HANDS USE RUBBING-ALCOHOL IT REMOVES IT EASILY WITHOUT SCRUBBING Actual Advice Mallard

Tree Sap help

IF YOU GET TREE SAP ON YOUR HANDS USE RUBBING-ALCOHOL IT REMOVED IT EASILY WITHOUT SCRUBBING Actual Advice Mallard

Drinking Tips

NEVER MIX VODKA WITH POWERADE EVER! Actual Advice Mallard

My own sacrifice

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU DUCK MAKE DUCK STEW Actual Advice Mallard

Listen to your gut, man.

IF A GIRL CONTINUALLY MAKES REASONS WHY SHE CAN'T HANG OUT SHE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU. Actual Advice Mallard

Epistemic Rationality

YOU ALMOST CERTAINLY LACK SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE TO HAVE CONFIDENCE IN MOST OF YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS  Actual Advice Mallard

Avoid unwanted phone calls

IF YOUR ITEM HAS SOLD REMOVE YOUR CRAIGSLIST AD Actual Advice Mallard

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WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE GOING KNUCKLE DEEP IN SURGERY YOU COULD END UP KILLING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES Actual Advice Mallard