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Actual Advice Mallard

My mom's been doing this for years. Smells better than any candle or air freshener.

IF YOU WANT YOUR HOUSE TO SMELL BETTER. PUT DRYER SHEETS IN YOUR VENTS AND TURN THE AC ON Actual Advice Mallard
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Good DUI Advice

IF YOU GET CHARGED WITH DRIVING DRUNK TALK TO A LAWYER. INITIAL CONSULTATIONS ARE FREE Actual Advice Mallard
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For jacob as he moves on

REMEMBER HOW IT FELT WORKING RETAIL AND TEACH YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO TEAR UP MY STORE Actual Advice Mallard
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:D yeah

WHEN BUYING EMBARRASSING STUFF FOR YOURSELF BUY A GIFT BAG AND SOMETHING THAT COULD BE USED AS A GIFT, THEN LAUGHT IT OFF AS IF IT WAS A BIRTHDAY PRANK Actual Advice Mallard
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After returning her coffee 3 times

IF YOU ARE A COFFEE NAZI DON'T USE THE FUCKING DRIVE-THROUGH Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice on embarrassing stuff

WHEN BUYING EMBARRASSING STUFF FOR YOURSELF GET A BIRTHDAY BAG AND SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GENERIC GIFT, THE LAUGH IT AS IF IT WAS A BIRTHDAY PRANK Actual Advice Mallard
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save some cash this summer

HOT SUMMER MONTHS COMING UP CLEAN THE DUST OUT OF YOUR PC AND EXTEND IT'S LIFESPAN BY YEARS Actual Advice Mallard
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FOR LESS STRESS

FOR LESS STRESS TAKE EVERYTHING SAID TO YOU WITH A POSITIVE INTENT Actual Advice Mallard
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on Fox

IF YOU WANT YOUR TV SHOW TO LAST MORE THAN ONE SEASON NEVER EVER PITCH IT TO FOX! Actual Advice Mallard
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Smart quack

I AIN'T FALLING FOR THAT FAKE DUCK CALL. Actual Advice Mallard
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