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NO MORE DUCCKKSS PLEASE

ITS A DUCK THERE ON TO US Actual Advice Mallard

Wild Animal

I MAY LOOK CUTE AND HARMLESS BUT I WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF Actual Advice Mallard

Informative Sales Job Duck

DON'T GO INTO WORK WHEN YOU'RE SICK SOME OF YOUR CO-WORKERS ARE ON A COMMISSION-ONLY INCOME Actual Advice Mallard

How to stay cool during the summer

MAKE MINT-FLAVORED ICED TEA THE REGULAR ICED TEA WILL COMBINE WITH THE COOLING SENSATION OF MINT Actual Advice Mallard

SAMC AWARDS

IF YOU ORDER SAMC TROPHIES  MAKE SURE TO SPELL CHECK THEM Actual Advice Mallard

Summer Stain Removal Advice

TO REMOVE RED WINE, IMMEDIATELY POUR SALT ON IT TO REMOVE A PROTEIN STAIN (SWEAT), USE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, NOT BLEACH Actual Advice Mallard

Monday Morning Duck

FUNNY DUCKY Actual Advice Mallard

A helpful reminder I learned for when setting the table silverware.

A HELPFUL REMINDER I LEARNED FOR WHEN SETTING THE TABLE SILVERWARE.  LEFT IS 4 LETTERS AND SO IS FORK. RIGHT IS FIVE LETTERS AND SO IS SPOON AND KNIFE. Actual Advice Mallard

NOBODY MADE ME COFFEE TODAY #WAHHH Actual Advice Mallard

Nobody made me coffee today!

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