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For those submitting your essays

COPY PASTE YOUR ESSAY TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE HAVE IT READ BACK TO YOU TO EASILY SPOT MISTAKES Actual Advice Mallard

For school or just general information

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH FINDING THINGS ON WIKIPEDIA IF IT LEADS YOU TO CREDIBLE SOURCES Actual Advice Mallard

oh yeah!

WHEN SOMETIMES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE IN WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN LIFE JUST REMEMBER: COMFORT IS THE ENEMY OF ACHIEVEMENT Actual Advice Mallard

discount yo!

TRY SIGNING FOR A CELLPHONE DISCOUNT USING YOUR COLLEGE EMAIL ADDRESS SOME PROVIDERS PROVIDE DISCOUNTS TO FACULTY/STAFF USING THEIR SCHOOL EMAIL ADDRESS. Actual Advice Mallard

We really dont care

DON'T GIVE YOUR POLITICAL OR RELIGIOUS STAND POINT ON FACEBOOK EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU Actual Advice Mallard

FOR LESS STRESS

FOR LESS STRESS TAKE EVERYTHING SAID TO YOU WITH A POSITIVE INTENT Actual Advice Mallard

This should be common courtesy...

IF SOMEBODY IS USING THEIR PHONE DON'T LOOK AT THEIR SCREEN Actual Advice Mallard

For less stress

FOR LESS STRESS..... PRESUME THAT EVERYTHING TOLD TO YOU IS DONE WITH POSITIVE INTENT. Actual Advice Mallard

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