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definitely agree

WHEN SOMETIMES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE IN WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN LIFE JUST REMEMBER: COMFORT IS THE ENEMY OF ACHIEVEMENT Actual Advice Mallard

lots of people are in danger of this

THE MOST DANGEROUS RISK OF ALL IS SPENDING YOUR LIFE NOT DOING WHAT YOU WANT ON THE BET YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF THE FREEDOM TO DO IT LATER Actual Advice Mallard

To all those who are still in high school [fixed]

WHENEVER YOU TAKE A CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE TRY TO GET MORE OUT OF THE CLASS THAN JUST A CREDIT Actual Advice Mallard

I see this too often.

IF YOU'RE A PC GAMER.. DON'T INSULT YOUR CONSOLE GAMER FRIENDS. Actual Advice Mallard

what i did and it worked out pretty well

NOT SURE ABOUT WHAT YOU FEEL FOR A GIRL FAP, YOU WILL GET RID OF THE SEXUAL DESIRE AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON WHAT YOU REALLY FEEL. Actual Advice Mallard

Is it furry enough for you?

WHEN A GUY ASKS TO SEE A CHEEKY PIC OF YOUR *COUGH* PUSSYCAT SEND HIM A PIC OF GRUMPY CAT. IT'S NOT THE SAME BUT SHOULD MAKE HIM LAUGH Actual Advice Mallard

Confession bear or overly attatched girlfriend?

WHEN A GUY ASKED TO SEE A NAUGHTY PIC OF YOUR *COUGH* PUSSYCAT SEND A PIC OF GRUMPY CAT, EVEN THOUGH IT'SNOT WHAT HE WANTED IT SHOULD MAKE HIM LAUGH Actual Advice Mallard

Confession bear or overly attatched girlfriend?

WHEN A GUY ASKED TO SEE A NAUGHTY PIC OF YOUR FRONTAL BELOW PARTS SEND A PIC OF GRUMPY CAT, IT HAS THE SAME NAME TECHNICALLY AND STILL MANAGES O BREAK THE ICE Actual Advice Mallard

Young paudiee

AND THEN I SAID.. THE NAMES MCKENNA,PUADIEE MCKENNA Actual Advice Mallard

Fuck you I pick my own title

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