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Too many people don't know this

LEARN HOW TO MERGE Actual Advice Mallard
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for all the jobless women!

IF YOU'RE A WOMAN LOOKING TO APPLY FOR A 'MAN'S' JOB LIKE CEO OR SOMETHING IN MANAGENT, WEAR A MENS PERFUME OR DEODORANT. YOU WILL APPEAR MORE MASCULINE AND, IN THEIR EYES, MORE SUITABLE FOR THE JOB AND ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET HIRED. Actual Advice Mallard
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During the sexy time

IF A GIRL SAYS
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Say something.

IF YOU SEE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS BEING ABUSED BY THEIR S.O. SAY SOMETHING. Actual Advice Mallard
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Getting an A+

IF YOU WANT TO DO WELL IN THIS CLASS READ THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't care where you eat dinner?

USE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS WORKS EVERY TIME Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't care where you eat dinner?

USE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS WORKS EVERY TIME Actual Advice Mallard
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dislexic duck

DISLEXIC DUCK SAYS KCAUQ Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WANT SOMETHING GO AND GET IT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES AND YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF YOU DONT WANT IT Actual Advice Mallard
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Thanks Esquire!

WANT TO DRINK WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK? TAKE A TEASPOON OF DRY YEAST FOR EVERY BEER. Actual Advice Mallard
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