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FRONT PAGE

IF YOU WANT TO REACH THE FRONTPAGE IT IS NOT THE CONTENT WHAT MATTERS IT'S THE WAY YOU DELIVER IT Actual Advice Mallard

travel mug

NEED A TRAVEL MUG? GO TO THE MCLENNAN LOST AND FOUND ALL THE MUGS THAT AREN'T CLAIMED GET DONATED TO THE HOMELESS, SO IT'S A WIN WIN Actual Advice Mallard

Faxing Documents

IF YOU WANT ME TO FAX A DOCUMENT TO YOUR BUSINESS PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR FAX NUMBER ON THE DOCUMENT YOU WISH FOR ME TO FAX Actual Advice Mallard

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some of the best advice my mother has told me

IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT FROM SOMEONE  WRITE A THANK YOU LETTER AND SEND IT TO THEM, IT SHOWS THAT YOU TRULY APPRECIATE THEIR GIFT AND THAT YOU ARE THANKFUL Actual Advice Mallard

I can't tell you how many times.

IF YOU ARE NOT HANDICAPPED OR WITH CHILD BUT STILL USE THE BATHROOM WITH THE CHANGING TABLE DON'T STAY IN THERE AND FIX YOUR HAIR FOR 15 MINUTES WHEN YOU HEAR A SCREAMING BABY. Actual Advice Mallard

If you are not handicapped or with child

BUT STILL USE THE BATHROOM STALL WITH THE CHANGING TABLE DON'T STAY IN THERE AND FIX YOUR HAIR FOR 15 MINUTES WHEN YOU HEAR A SCREAMING BABY Actual Advice Mallard

Financial trouble

DON'T TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT FINANCIAL TROUBLE IT WILL ONLY MAKE THEM FEEL GUILTY, AND USELESS Actual Advice Mallard

Easier Support

SEARCH THE ERROR YOU'RE GETTING ON THE VENDORS WEBSITE. SUPPORT REPRESENTATIVES LIKE TO MAKE IT EASY FOR THEM TO FIND SOLUTIONS BY THE ERROR, AND THAT MAKESIT EASY FOR YOU. Actual Advice Mallard

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