Actual Advice Mallard

Experimental Vegan Potluck Wisdom

IF YOU MAKE EXPERIMENTAL VEGAN FOOD FOR A POTLUCK DON'T MAKE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE COMMENTS WHEN PEOPLE REFUSE TO EAT IT. Actual Advice Mallard

Kiss this wet ass goodbye!

DRILLED A HOLE IN THE LOW POINT OF THE OUTDOOR CHAIRS WILL NEVER SIT IN A PUDDLE AGAIN. Actual Advice Mallard

WWU Scholars Week

SCHOLARS WEEK POSTER ABSTRACTS ARE DUE FRIDAY Actual Advice Mallard

There's really not more to it

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL Actual Advice Mallard

Surprise treat

HIDE A CHOCOLATE BAR IN YOUR FRIDGE/FREEZER DO YOUR BEST TO FORGET ABOUT IT.  YOU'LL BE HAPPILY SURPRIZED LATER. Actual Advice Mallard

stop it!

STOP MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR DOING THE THINGS THAT MAKE THEM HAPPY. Actual Advice Mallard

in light of recent events

IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE GOING TO THOW UP GET A BUCKET Actual Advice Mallard

As a first year college student this has been extremely helpful

WHEN RESEARCHING A PAPER ALWAYS CLICK HYPERLINKED WORDS IN ARTICLES THEY OFTEN POINT YOU TOWARDS OTHER HELP ARTICLES OR STUDIES Actual Advice Mallard

Watch Advice

KEEP YOUR WATCHES AWAY FROM YOUR TABLETS. MOST CONTAIN MAGNET STRIPS. Actual Advice Mallard

Ima duckia

IM A DUCK MOO Actual Advice Mallard