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pulled over

WHEN A COP PULLS SOMEONE OVER, WHY DONT THEY SAY
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Don't be an asshole

DON'T TELL SOMEONE TO BE GRATEFUL THEIR SITUATION ISN'T WORSE IT DOESN'T MAKE THE CURRENT SITUATION ANY LESS UNPLEASANT Actual Advice Mallard
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Insta Image Save

IF A WEB PAGE WON'T LET YOU SAVE ITS IMAGES PRESS THE 'PRT SCR' KEY, OPEN PAINT... PASTE, CROP AND SAVE. Actual Advice Mallard
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witty title

COMPUTER RUNNING SLOW? RUN THROUGH ALL YOUR PROGRAMS, UNINSTALL ALL OF THE ONES THAT ARE ADS (E.G 'SAVE MONEY') THIS WILL REMOVE UNNECESSARY ADS THAT SLOW DOWN YOUR COMPUTER, AND REMOVE THE VIRUS'S THEY CAME WITH Actual Advice Mallard
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mosquito bite?

IF YOU HAVE A MOSQUITO BITE WARM A SPOON UNDER HOT WATER AND PLACE IT ON THE BITE THE HEAT WILL DESTROY THE PROTEIN THAT CAUSED THE REACTION AND THE ITCHING WILL STOP Actual Advice Mallard
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phone calls

THE PERSON THAT CALLS FIRST SAYS GOODBYE FIRST Actual Advice Mallard
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Smile.FSDAFDASASDF jfdasg

SMILE. IT MAKES A HUGE IMPACT ON YOUR APPEARANCE. Actual Advice Mallard
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Prom Advice

GO TO PROM WITH SOMEONE YOU WILL HAVE FUN WITH NOT SOMEONE YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH Actual Advice Mallard
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It depends on what kind of person you are but...

BE HONEST IT'S AN EASY WAY TO BUILD TRUST AND SUPPORT FROM PEOPLE AROUND YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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every pizza place I go to!

ALWAYS REMOVE THE TOP WHEN SHAKING THE PARMESAN POWDER THOSE TOPS HAVE RUST AND BACTERIA ON THEM...BC THEY ARE HARDLY EVER CLEANED! Actual Advice Mallard
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