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fuck a duck a day

NAH DAVID                  THIS IS ME RIDING DIRRTY STEALING E'RYONES CUSTIES Actual Advice Mallard

lol ahahahahahhahha

X-POST TO /R/LIFEHACKS TO DOUBLE-DIP ON KARMA Actual Advice Mallard

REGINA DOUBLE R

DRINK WATER...... Actual Advice Mallard

To ladies with guy friends

JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET IN YOUR PANTS DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOU SHOPPING FOR THEM Actual Advice Mallard

People need to understand this

IF YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN A SHOWER IN DAYS  PUTTING A LOT OF DEODORANT OR COLOGNE ON WON'T MAKE THE SMELL GO AWAY Actual Advice Mallard

FOR THOSE IN THE DATING GAME

GET THE CHEESE BOARD IT'S A GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER THAT WILL LEAD TO MORE CONVERSATION Actual Advice Mallard

SMOOTH MAN 5.0

CORY MOORES TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE SMOOTH AND IT GOT ME A GIRLFRIEND >:) Actual Advice Mallard

It has the same effect

TOO LAZY TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH? EAT AN APPLE Actual Advice Mallard

as an aspiring teacher

STOP BLAMING TEACHERS THAT YOUR KIDS CANT READ THEY HAVE 40 TO LOOK AFTER, AND IT WOULDNT KILL YOU TO HELP THEM WITH THEIR HOMEWORK Actual Advice Mallard

Jenn poo

FILL THE BATH TUB UP HALF FULL RIDE IT LIKE MY SURFBORT   Actual Advice Mallard