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Ducking out Early

DUCKING OFF EARLY TODAY STORE CLOSING AT 4PM Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T BE A QUACKEY

FULL-TIME UF STUDENT IN NEED OF LEGAL ADVICE? GO TO UF SLS  Actual Advice Mallard

Pauline lol

IF YOU THINK PAULINE SHOULD OF WON KILL YOURSELF Actual Advice Mallard

Another papa john trick

IF ORDERING PIZZA ONLINE LEAVE A BIGGER TIP, I DELIVER THOSE FIRST.  Actual Advice Mallard

Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

LYING IN BED AND YOUR HEAD IS SPINNING AFTER A NIGHT DRINKING? PUT ONE LEG ON THE FLOOR AND TAKE SHORT FAST BREATHS Actual Advice Mallard

South Indian Story

WE MIGHT KNOW HINDI, BUT IT'S BEST TO TALK IN ENGLISH.  Actual Advice Mallard

I am being creative

IF YOU INCONVENIENTLY MERGE INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S LANE  WAVE AT THEM TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION Actual Advice Mallard

Best advice I learned about dealing with hurt

NEVER SAY

Drunk Convo

IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE DRUNK AT A BAR AND GET STUCK ON A TOPIC YOU DONT LIKE CHANGE THE TOPIC Actual Advice Mallard

complaning wrong ?

 ALWAYS COMPLAINING TO THOSE PEOPLE  BUT U DONT TELL THEM YOUR COMPLAINS WHY ?  U SCARED  THAT MAYBE U MAY LOSE A DEBATE AND REALIZE THAT WHAT ARE YOU FIGTHING IS WRONG ? Actual Advice Mallard