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Learned this when I woke up wih an empty wallet

PAY YOUR BILLS BEFORE YOU GO TO THE CASINO Actual Advice Mallard

Ta là Nhàn & là con vịt bầu

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Ta là Nhàn & là con vịt bầu

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Kinda true..

IF YOU CAN BE A

Advice to Wafel & Dinges Fans

CAN'T AFFORD WAFELS & DINGES? RELAY FOR LIFE CAN HELP YOU. Actual Advice Mallard

JUS FLOATIN BY MINE YANO LAD

WHAT LAD  ??                THOUGHT  SO ASWELL ,ZIP IT LAD ..  Actual Advice Mallard

Run faster

RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION FROM MONSTERS IN YOUR DREAMS?  TRY GRABBING THE GROUND AND PULLING TO MAKE YOU GO FASTER  Actual Advice Mallard

After seeing people on FB

STOP POSTING MEMES STUDY FOR YOUR FINALS Actual Advice Mallard

After seeing people on FB

STOP CREATING MEMES STUDY FOR YOUR FINALS Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Tell My Dad

IF A BEER IS TOO DARK FOR YOU       ADD LEMONADE    Actual Advice Mallard