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Actual Advice Mallard

For Oral Presentations

IF YOU WANT TO SOUND LIKE A PROFESSIONAL SPEAKER BE A PROFESSIONAL ON THE SUBJECT BY STUDYING YOUR MATERIAL Actual Advice Mallard
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To the guy watching youtube in Astronomy

IF YOU WANT TO BROWSE THE INTERNET IN CLASS WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE SOUND RANDOMLY GOING OFF PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES AS A SAFETY MEASURE Actual Advice Mallard
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To the guy who was rejected by a barista

TO THE GUY WHO WAS REJECTED BY A BARISTA DON'T ASK OUT PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING. IT'S UNETHICAL AND SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE A TOTAL LACK OF IMAGINATION WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING PEOPLE. Actual Advice Mallard
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pewdiEDUCK opps i mean pie

I WAS A DUCK AND I DIDNT KNOW!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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solo no

NO VEAS LAS FOTOS DE SU FACEBOOK VIEJO Actual Advice Mallard
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Nobody gives up on love for such a stupid reason

IF YOU BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY SAYING YOU'RE AFRAID OF DOING SOMETHING THAT WILL HURT THEM YOU ARE SAYING YOU WANT/PLAN TO DO EXACTLY THOSE THINGS Actual Advice Mallard
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Hypocritical Mallard

ADVICE MALLARD SAYS DON'T EAT BREAD Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't believe adults don't know this one

BRUSH YOUR TEETH Actual Advice Mallard
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Sinead's advice

QUOTES ARE BETTER MAKE THEM INSPIRATIONAL THOUGH Actual Advice Mallard
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Friend told me about this a long time ago...works wonders

GET RAZOR BURN ON YOUR NECK AFTER SHAVING? TRY USING ANTI-PERSPIRANT INSTEAD OF LOTION OR AFTER-SHAVE Actual Advice Mallard
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