Actual Advice Mallard

For Oral Presentations

IF YOU WANT TO SOUND LIKE A PROFESSIONAL SPEAKER BE A PROFESSIONAL ON THE SUBJECT BY STUDYING YOUR MATERIAL Actual Advice Mallard

To the guy watching youtube in Astronomy

IF YOU WANT TO BROWSE THE INTERNET IN CLASS WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE SOUND RANDOMLY GOING OFF PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES AS A SAFETY MEASURE  Actual Advice Mallard

To the guy who was rejected by a barista

TO THE GUY WHO WAS REJECTED BY A BARISTA DON'T ASK OUT PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING. IT'S UNETHICAL AND SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE A TOTAL LACK OF IMAGINATION WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING PEOPLE.  Actual Advice Mallard

pewdiEDUCK opps i mean pie

I WAS A DUCK AND I DIDNT KNOW!!! Actual Advice Mallard

solo no

NO VEAS  LAS FOTOS DE SU FACEBOOK VIEJO  Actual Advice Mallard

Nobody gives up on love for such a stupid reason

IF YOU BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY SAYING YOU'RE AFRAID OF DOING SOMETHING THAT WILL HURT THEM YOU ARE SAYING YOU WANT/PLAN TO DO EXACTLY THOSE THINGS   Actual Advice Mallard

Hypocritical Mallard

ADVICE MALLARD SAYS DON'T EAT BREAD Actual Advice Mallard

Can't believe adults don't know this one

 BRUSH YOUR TEETH Actual Advice Mallard

Sinead's advice

QUOTES ARE BETTER MAKE THEM INSPIRATIONAL THOUGH Actual Advice Mallard

Friend told me about this a long time ago...works wonders

GET RAZOR BURN ON YOUR NECK AFTER SHAVING? TRY USING ANTI-PERSPIRANT INSTEAD OF LOTION OR AFTER-SHAVE Actual Advice Mallard