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Actual Advice Mallard

This should not have to be explained...

THE FURTHER YOU GET FROM BEING AN ASSHOLE... THE CLOSER YOU GET TO ANAL Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't mess with Mo and her ducks

GO AHEAD, I DARE YOU TO TRY PICKING ME UP! I'M FRIENDS WITH MAUREEN MARCHAND Actual Advice Mallard
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I used ascgen2, it's on sourceforge.net...

NEED TO MAKE A SPLASH ON /R/PICS TODAY? THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT... Actual Advice Mallard
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Study tip

DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP IT WILL ONLY BENEFIT YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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Leather Advice

IF YOU LOOK GOOD IN LEATHER YOU SHOULD GET A MOTORCYCLE Actual Advice Mallard
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THE MORE YOU ARE ABLE TO RELAX THE MORE EFFECTIVELY YOU THINK AND ACT Actual Advice Mallard
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ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD

WHEN YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S APPROVAL, YOU BECOME THEIR PRISONER Actual Advice Mallard
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ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD

DON'T TAKE VIRAL SURVEYS SHARED AROUND SOCIAL MEDIA THEY'RE DESIGNED TO SHAPE YOU UP AS A PERSON, THEN KEPT ON FILE IN A DATABASE Actual Advice Mallard
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a WORD OF ADVICE

YOU THANK A WAITER FOR PROVIDING YOU WITH GOOD SERVICE IN A RESTAURANT IF YOU ENJOYED THE FOOD, THANK THE CHEF. IT'LL MAKE HIS DAY. Actual Advice Mallard
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After seeing a car almost deepothroat a guard rail; I will say.

IF YOUR CAR STARTS TO HYDROPLANE,DO NOT SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES. INSTEAD RELEASE THE ACCELERATOR AND STEER IN THE DIRECTION YOU WANT TO GO. Actual Advice Mallard
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