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This is seriously the most annoying thing ever and I don't know why people still do this

IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE TELL THEM, DON'T TRY TO MAKE THEM JEALOUS BY TALKING ABOUT OTHER GUYS Actual Advice Mallard

duck toast

REST THE PLATE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PUT YOUR TOAST ON OVER THE TOASTER AS IT COOKS IT WILL COOK FASTER AND KEEP YOUR TOAST WARM Actual Advice Mallard

duck toast

REST THE PLATE YOU GOING TO PUT YOU TOAST ON OVER THE TOASTER AS IT COOKS YOUR PLATE WILL KEEP THE TOAST WARM AND IT WILL COOK FASTER Actual Advice Mallard

Best advice my step-dad ever gave me as a kid

BECOME FRIENDS WITH CHUBBY GIRLS IN HIGH SCHOOL 8/10 TIMES THEY GET REALLY HOT AFTER GRADUATING Actual Advice Mallard

A bad time

SAYING THAT A POST IS YOUR FIRST POST DOESN'T KEEP PEOPLE FROM DOWNVOTING Actual Advice Mallard

Surround yourself with people that you can learn from.

IF YOU'RE THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM YOU'RE IN THE WRONG ROOM Actual Advice Mallard

In my next life I want to be a whale

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In my next life I want to be a whale

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so tired of hearing about it

IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IN A BOOK THAT HAS BEEN TRANSLATED THOUSANDS OF TIMES THAT'S FINE. NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT OR THINKS THE SAME WAY Actual Advice Mallard

so tired of hearing about it

IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IN A BOOK THAT HAS BEEN TRANSLATED THOUSANDS OF TIMES THAT'S FINE. NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT OR SHARES THE SAME WAY Actual Advice Mallard