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dont buy it

DON'T BUY IT IF YOU DON'T USE IT Actual Advice Mallard

Theres actually a lot of people who do this

JUST BECAUSE YOUR TOOTHPASTE SAYS

Actually makeup is not crap. A lot of cosmetics contain ingredients that are VERY good for your skin. Many include SPF, vitamins A, C, and E as well as anti-ageing components like peptides. Some cosmetics even contain salycilic acid, like CoverFX Mattif

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Nerd Boss

BE NICE TO NERDS... ODDS ARE, YOU'LL END UP WORKING FOR ONE. Actual Advice Mallard

My dad always said this to me

YOU ONLY GET GOOD GRADES SO YOU CAN GET A JOB IN THE FUTURE TRUE EDUCATION ONLY COMES IF YOU REALLY WANT IT Actual Advice Mallard

WANT TOO MAKE THE FRONTPAGE?

WANT TOO MAKE THE FRONTPAGE? MAKE A GRAMMATICAL OR SPALLING ERROR IN YOUR POST Actual Advice Mallard

Unless you are the god of callisthenics...

WHEN SOMEONE REQUESTS THAT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF DO NOT Actual Advice Mallard

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YOU SHOULDN'T DOUBT WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW Actual Advice Mallard

Knife women

DONT DATE WOMEN WHO MAY PULL A KNIFE ON YOU Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE TO USE YOUR MUG DON'T LEAVE IT THE KITCHEN. Actual Advice Mallard