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When arguing with some members of a certain gender

DON'T BRING FACTS TO AN EMOTION FIGHT Actual Advice Mallard
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Sometimes I can't pay attention in meetings because of my neighbor's breath

IF YOU DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING PLEASE FOLLOW WITH MINTS/GUM AND WATER Actual Advice Mallard
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UBC REC

GOING TO HALL OF FAME? SHOW UP EARLY FOR A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING PRIZES Actual Advice Mallard
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View deleted comments

I THINK 9GAG SHOULD MAKE AN OPTION TO VIEW DELETED COMMENTS Actual Advice Mallard
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Easy solution to a frustrating problem

CAN'T REMEMBER A SONG TITLE BUT KNOW SOME LYRICS? TYPE THE LYRICS INTO GOOGLE SEARCH AND IT WILL COME UP WITH THE TITLE AND ARTIST Actual Advice Mallard
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As a broke college student, this works too well for me

NEED CLEAN CLOTHES IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME? TAKE A SHOWER IN THE OUTFIT YOU'LL WEAR THAT DAY AND AIR DRY AFTER! Actual Advice Mallard
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As a lazy and broke college student, this works too

TAKE A SHOWER IN THE OUTFIT YOU'LL WEAR THAT DAY AND AIR DRY AFTER Actual Advice Mallard
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Just had the guts to do it

ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN IS STAYING EXATCLY THE SAME Actual Advice Mallard
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bird shit

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A SHIT BUT WHEN I DO ITS ON A MIDGET Actual Advice Mallard
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Best spring break advice I can offer.

IF SHE SAYS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A CONDOM WEAR A CONDOM!! Actual Advice Mallard
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