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The duck

HERE'S A DUCK WISHING YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!                                                - THE DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

Im not guaranteeing it will help you but it has helped me a lot

FEELING SAD AND STRESSED? TAKE LONG CAR DRIVES IN THE EVENING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND JUST TALK. Actual Advice Mallard

ESRB exists for a reason

IF YOU'RE A PARENT PLANNING TO BUY A VIDEO GAME FOR YOUR CHILDREN EDUCATE YOURSELF ON GAME RATING SYSTEMS Actual Advice Mallard

Birthday advice

ALWAYS TELL A RESTAURANT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY  MOST TIMES YOU'LL END UP GETTING SOMETHING FOR FREE Actual Advice Mallard

When Looking for Cars on Craigslist...

TYPE IN THEIR NUMBER IN CRAIGSLIST SEARCH OR GOOGLE. THAT WAY YOU CAN FIND OUT IF THEY'RE A DEALER/RE-SELLER. Actual Advice Mallard

Trust me i'm a mallard

IF YOU HAVE ACNE USE TEA TREE OIL Actual Advice Mallard

Game War Advice

REAL GAMERS DON'T HAVE TIME FOR CONSOLE/PC WARS... THEY'RE TOO BUSY ACTUALLY PLAYING GAMES. Actual Advice Mallard

HEY HEY HEY

DON'T GO ON VACATION DURING MARCH MADNESS YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM Actual Advice Mallard

Safety first.

IF YOU TAKE DOWN THE SMOKE ALARM, BECAUSE YOU ARE COOKING   PUT IN IN YOUR BED SO YOU REMEMBER TO PUT IT BACK Actual Advice Mallard

Brandon? what!

         I POOPED EARLIER  NAMED IT FRED Actual Advice Mallard