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the state of THIS meme too

DRINK WATER  TO LIVE Actual Advice Mallard

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PEOPLE THAT DO STUPID SHIT WON'T CHANGE THEIR STUPID SHIT BECAUSE OF A MEME Actual Advice Mallard

Asap Ducky

I BE THAT PRETTY  MOTHERDUCKER! Actual Advice Mallard

Going to Starbucks

I REALLY DO GO TO STARBUCKS BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THAT I'M COOL. Actual Advice Mallard

Duck Soup?

AKO BA ANG NAGDADALA? DI BA SI MAE? Actual Advice Mallard

Retro Gaming

SAVE YOUR 360 AND PS3 GAMES  THAT SHIT'LL BE 100X HARDER TO FIND SOONER THAN YOU THINK   Actual Advice Mallard

Recent realisation of mine...

IT'S BETTER TO SIT ON A COLD TOILET SEAT THAN A WARM ONE. Actual Advice Mallard

To the people in Humphreys

CLEAN YOUR DISHES WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THEM Actual Advice Mallard

To the guy who tried to surprise his girlfriend

IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A SURPRISE VISIT  MAKE SURE SOMEONE CLOSE TO THEM KNOWS YOUR PLANS TO AVOID MAJOR CONFLICTS Actual Advice Mallard

This has gotten me a couple of HDs

IN ASSIGNMENTS, USE WIKIPEDIA ONLY FOR THEIR REFERENCES Actual Advice Mallard