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Advice sa may mga crush.

WAG KANG MAG-EXPECT NG SOBRA. MASASAKTAN KA LANG. Actual Advice Mallard
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Merging advice

WHEN MERGING INTO TRAFFIC IT'S YOUR JOB TO MATCH THE SPEED OF MOVING TRAFFIC, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND Actual Advice Mallard
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they never die duck

NEVER FUCK WITH WICKED CLOWNS THEY NEVER DIE!! Actual Advice Mallard
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Girl at some school got punched in the face by her boyfriend

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD THE COPS, AND NOT EVERYONE ON TWITTER Actual Advice Mallard
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Bonus Kapo

ADD AN EXTRA KAPOTASANA FOR EACH DAY YOU SKIP PRACTICE YOU MIGHT NOT SKIP NEXT TIME YOU'RE TEMPTED Actual Advice Mallard
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As an experiened one...

TELLING YOUR CHILDREN NEGATIVE THINGS JUST DISCOURAGES THEM OR MAKES THEM CRY NON-STOP Actual Advice Mallard
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Defensive fail

DON'T CHASE THE PUCK IN YOUR ZONE COVER YOUR MAN/ICE INSTEAD AND LET THE PUCK COME TO YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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Girls in superman half shirts

COSPLAY Actual Advice Mallard
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Something I realized recently

NOT SURE IF YOUR FINGERNAILS WILL SCRATCH UP HER VAGINA? RUB THEM ON THE SIDES OF YOUR MOUTH. IF IT SCRATCHES YOUR MOUTH, IT'LL SCRATCH HER. Actual Advice Mallard
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This has worked for me for an entire undergrad degree.

POOP SHY IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS? PUT YOUR HEADPHONES IN AND YOUR MUSIC ON. IT'LL SLIDE RIGHT OUT Actual Advice Mallard
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