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A tip if you're starting another WW

(...)THE SINEWS OF WAR ARE NOT GOLD, BUT GOOD SOLDIERS. Actual Advice Mallard

Advice to all CW players

WISHING TO EXPLODE CADES FASTER? MOVE EXPLOSIVES TO THE TOP LEFT PART OF INVENTORY, IT REDUCED THE DISTANCE FROM MOUSE (CLICKED ON EXPLOSIVE) TO THE CADES Actual Advice Mallard

My friend learned the hard way.

IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING, ASSUME EVERYTHING AT A BUFFET IS IN EVERYTHING AT THE BUFFET. Actual Advice Mallard

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YOU LIKE SWIMMING? ME TOO Actual Advice Mallard

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WHEN EATING PANCAKES PUT THEM IN BOWLS SO THE SYRUP AND BUTTER DOESN'T DRIP OFF AND GET STICKY Actual Advice Mallard

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WHEN YOU EAT PANCAKES PUT THEM IN BOWLS SO THE SYRUP AND BUTTER DON'T DRIP OFF OR GET ON YOUR HANDS Actual Advice Mallard

Track and field Mallard

BUT SERIOUSLY DON'T DO IT.  IF ANYTHING, JUST FIND A FIELD EVENT THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT, OR ANY EVENT IN GENERAL. Actual Advice Mallard

Do The Right Thing

IF YOU THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG VOTE AGAINST IT Actual Advice Mallard

Gfs tip to my mates on getting girls

COLOGNE SHOULDN'T BE ANNOUNCED IT SHOULD BE DISCOVERED Actual Advice Mallard

just check it

TU N'AS QU'A REGARDER SUR INTERNET Actual Advice Mallard