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Dance 3

GO TO DISCIPLES DANCE FRIDAY @9PM IN JCWC Actual Advice Mallard
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Seriously, that Axe stuff is bad enough without "spicy-unwashed-butt/feet" smell added.

A PSA FOR GUYS: STOP DROWNING YOURSELF IN AXE COLOGNE AND JUST TAKE A PROPER BATH. AXE + B.O. IS GIRL REPELLENT. Actual Advice Mallard
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Radical Self-Care

“RADICAL SELF-CARE IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THEMES OF MY LIFE. I WAS RAISED TO BE … SO DEPLETED BY TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE OK. WHEN I WATCHED MYSELF TALK, I SAW THAT THE OPPRESSOR WAS INSIDE OF ME. NOW I DO NOT TALK TO MYSELF THAT WAY … IT WAS TH Actual Advice Mallard
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Seriously, it's extremely rude.

IF YOU'RE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND DON'T BE ON YOUR PHONE TALKING TO OTHER GUYS Actual Advice Mallard
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As a native Floridian now living in a place where it snows, this needs to be said.

DON'T DRIVE IN SNOW OR ICY CONDITIONS IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE PROPER EXPERIENCE YOU MIGHT FUCKING HURT SOMEONE Actual Advice Mallard
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duck with luck

HEY, DUCK NEED LUCK Actual Advice Mallard
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Eating Pork but not Dog is normal?

DON'T JUDGE OTHER CULTURES FOR EATING ANIMALS THAT YOU WOULDN'T EAT BECAUSE YOU ARE PROBABLY DOING THE SAME IN RESPECT TO THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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I love Lady Gaga

I SECRETLY LOVE LADY GAGA. Actual Advice Mallard
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Duck Life

FACE DOWN ASS UP THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO DUCK Actual Advice Mallard
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People should do this more.

IF YOU CAN'T GO TO A PLANNED TRIP GIVE THE PEOPLE YOU'RE GOING WITH A HEADS UP Actual Advice Mallard
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