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dont pull it

IF THERE IS NO EMERGENCY DON'T PULL THE FIRE ALARM Actual Advice Mallard

douchenozzle DUCK

IF YOU ADMIN A PAGE AND YOU NEED TO REMIND YOURSELF TO DO SOMETHING HAVE A POST SET AT THE TIME YOU NEED REMINDING TO ALERT YOURSELF Actual Advice Mallard

Just remember, us Southern Irish like to brawl

UNLESS YOU'RE A PROTESTANT AND ENJOY BEING AN ASS HOLE DON'T WEAR ORANGE ON ST. PADDY'S DAY Actual Advice Mallard

just do it

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SELL A CAR ONLINE POST PHOTOS OF THE CAR  Actual Advice Mallard

just do it

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SELL A CAR ONLINE POST PICTURES OF THE CAR Actual Advice Mallard

So True

DON'T KEEP ASKING FOR ADVICE IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION ON TAKING IT Actual Advice Mallard

Now you tell me...

A WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT  AND EVEN WHEN SHE'S WRONG, SHE'S STILL RIGHT Actual Advice Mallard

It's not that hard to do.

DON'T FUCKING  LITTER Actual Advice Mallard

Birthday Duck

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOTA HAVE A GREAT DAY! Actual Advice Mallard

Chicken Wing

NCAA TOURNAMENT TIME? EAT 5,000 CHICKEN WINGS Actual Advice Mallard