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IF YOU DON'T BREATH YOU WILL DIE Actual Advice Mallard

Monday Duck Duck

DUCK! IT'S MONDAY. Actual Advice Mallard

Respect.

RESPECT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY GIVE YOU A REASON NOT TO RESPECT THEM NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND Actual Advice Mallard

Respect.

RESPECT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY GIVE YOU A REASON NOT TO RESPECT THEM NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND Actual Advice Mallard

Its one of the oldest myths in the book

NOT REDUCED FAT CAN STILL BE HEALTHY Actual Advice Mallard

OU COMMENT SUBIR

OU COMMENT SUBIR UN ÉCHEC CUISANT Actual Advice Mallard

Especially if you assume Google will guess it and tap enter too quickly.

DON'T START TYPING REDBOX IN THE ADDRESS BAR UNTIL YOU'RE POSITIVE NOBODY IS WATCHING. Actual Advice Mallard

Damn Ducks

COME HERE YOU STALLION DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

Come on parents.

IF YOUR CHILD HAS A RUNNY NOSE AT HOME... THEY HAVE A RUNNY NOSE AT SCHOOL, SEND TISSUE WITH THEM. Actual Advice Mallard

The advice of the advices

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