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Great sage advice

THE SWEET POTATO IS ROTTEN ENTIRELY SO DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE NICE TO EAT Actual Advice Mallard

With summer coming up and all the cyclists out there

MAKE SURE YOUR HELMET STRAPS ARE ADJUSTED TO FIT PROPERLY OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT AS WELL NOT BE WEARING A HELMET Actual Advice Mallard

Mafia Strategy

IF YOU WANT TO WIN AT MAFIA, GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN THE VOTE STARTS Actual Advice Mallard

AVISE FOR REPOST

BE CREATIVE AND FRESH! NO ONE LIKES A REPOST Actual Advice Mallard

Res Life Problems

THE WIFI ISN'T ALWAYS RELIABLE HERE GET AN ETHERNET CORD, IT WILL INCREASE INTERNET SPEED Actual Advice Mallard

Advice for Shylock

DUDE SHYLOCK IF SOMEONE OFFERS TO GIVE YOU MORE MONEY THAN THEY OWE YOU TO SAVE THEIR FRIEND TAKE THE MONEY!!!! Actual Advice Mallard

Student Loan Advice Duck

DON'T DUCK YOUR STUDENT LOANS. CALL YOUR SERVICER TODAY. Actual Advice Mallard

And CTRL + tab goes to the next tab

PRESS CTRL + [NUMBER OF TAB] TO GO TO THAT TAB Actual Advice Mallard

My friend thinks he is the only one who is struggling

IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING WITH DEPRESSION DO NOT DIMINISH THE PAIN THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH Actual Advice Mallard

Give it a catchy title! Be creative!

IF YOU PLAN ON HAVING AN UNEVOLVED PIKACHU, USE A BUNCH OF IRONS TO UP IT'S DEFENSE STAT. PIKACHUS ARE KNOWN FOR HAVING LOW DEFENSE STATS Actual Advice Mallard