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nipples duck

SHUT UP LAUREN AND RUB MY NIPPLES Actual Advice Mallard

Tree tips

UNPLUG YOUR ELECTRONICS WHEN NOT IN USE APPLIANCES STILL DRAW ENERGY WHEN IN STANDBY MODE OR TURNED OFF Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks and Chicks for Spade

QUACKING HIS WAY TO THE TREASURY  VOTE SPADE Actual Advice Mallard

Shy Bladder Mallard

IF YOU GET A SHY BLADDER WHILE AT A URINAL WHEN OTHERS ARE AROUND PLACE YOUR HAND OR FOREARM ON THE METAL PIPING, ITS COLD AND WILL HELP MOTIVATE YOUR BLADDER. Actual Advice Mallard

Large Bill

IF ALL THEY DO IS EAT OUT THEIR BILL MUST BE EXPENSIVE Actual Advice Mallard

Just to know

DO NOT BECOME PITIFUL TO LOOK RICH SOONER OR LATER THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT Actual Advice Mallard

Stay strong until Friday

IS IT FRIDAY Actual Advice Mallard

Just do it....

JUST DO IT ...WITH M&MS AND COFFEE Actual Advice Mallard

I've made this a rule for myself

SEE 3 IMAGES IN A ROW YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN BEFORE? GET OFF OF IMGUR AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. Actual Advice Mallard

Respect others

RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS, TEACHER AND TUTOR YOU'LL HAVE A NICE TIME ON CLASS Actual Advice Mallard