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EVERY MAN SHOULD REMEMBER

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crawford sucks as a team leader

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THE SUPREME COURT IS NOT FINAL BECAUSE IT IS INFALLIBLE. RATHER, IT IS INFALLIBLE BECAUSE IT IS FINAL. Actual Advice Mallard

Tak Anna

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live now!

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Girls & Books

WHEN A GIRL TELLS YOU TO READ A BOOK YOU BETTER DROP EVERYTHING AND FREAKING READ IT Actual Advice Mallard

Good deeds 101

WHEN HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR SOMEONE EXPECT NOTHING TO BE SAID OR DONE IN RETURN OTHERWISE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GRATITUDE Actual Advice Mallard