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Este verano hacele caso al pato! Mejor llama a MarFix!

TIENES UN PROBLEMA CON LA PC QUE NO PUEDES ARREGLAR? MEJOR LLAMA A MARFIX! Actual Advice Mallard

Bitchy girlfriends

STOP ASKING FOR A 'GOOD' GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU'RE TOO BUSY CHASING BAD GIRLS Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously dont

DONT START A MEME WAR IF YOU CANT USE MEMES CORRECTLY Actual Advice Mallard

Coat Check

START USING YOUR CELL PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR COAT CHECK TICKETS NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT IF YOU MISPLACE ONE Actual Advice Mallard

No splashback is worse...

WHEN TAKING A DUMP IN A PORT-O-JOHN PLACE PAPER TOWELS IN THE LIQUID BELOW TO AVOID THE WORST SPLASHBACK OF YOUR LIFE Actual Advice Mallard

When you have to buy your GF a present and have no money

MAKE YOUR OWN PICTURE FRAME AND PUT IN A SPECIAL PICTURE OF BOTH OF YOU. IT'S CHEAP AND SHE'LL THINK YOU ARE THE MOST ARTISTIC, ROMANTIC AND SPONSTANEOUS GUY EVER.  Actual Advice Mallard

After 2 days of being sick....

WHEN SICK WITH THE STOMACH BUG NEVER TRUST A FART Actual Advice Mallard

For you gamers out there

IF YOUR HEADSET IS MAKING YOUR EARS HURT AND ARE UNCOMFORTABLE TRY PUTTING A HOODIE OVER YOUR HEAD AND THE HEADSET OVER IT Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU HAVE ACNE, ALWAYS WAS YOUR HAIR BEFORE YOUR FACE A LOT OF OILS RUN OFF FROM YOUR HAIR BACK ON TO YOUR FACE. Actual Advice Mallard

How about this

IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY WAKE IT UP TO LIVE! Actual Advice Mallard