Actual Advice Mallard

Word to an idiot

WHEN YOU'RE NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST, DON'T ASK STUPID PSYCHOLOGY QUESTIONS. Actual Advice Mallard

the floating duck

I WAS ONLY FLOATING TILL THAT FUCKER STARTED CHASING ME >:( Actual Advice Mallard

butt eating duck

EATS LITTERED CIGARETTE BUTTS  WITHOUT KNOWING THEY CONTAIN 4,000 CHEMICALS. Actual Advice Mallard

Social Norm Duck

THINKS THAT 79% OF MSU STUDENTS USE TOBACCO.... WHEN ONLY 13% ACTUALLY DO. Actual Advice Mallard

Caption ze meme

IF YOU CLICK THE

A Duck is not just a Bird...

KATIE IS DUCKING HER MOM AT CINNABON Actual Advice Mallard

dat duck

QUACK  LOL Actual Advice Mallard

cool down ladies

HHHHMMM I SEE, SO U THINK U SEXY...HHMMM BETA FIX THOSE JIGGLY THIGHS AND HUGE TUMMY THEN WE'LL TALK Actual Advice Mallard

Try it out!

WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE ATTACHED TO THE TITLE INSTEAD OF CLICKING AND OPENING A NEW TAB TO MAKE IT LARGER; LEFT CLICK THE IMAGE AFTER OPENING IT VIA THE CAMERA+ BUTTON AND HOLD WHILE MOVING YOUR CURSOR TO MAKE IT LARGER Actual Advice Mallard

His advice about relationships is...

KUNG MAKIKIPAG-RELASYON KA, DAPAT, SLOW AND STEADY; WALANG AWAY, WALANG GULO. Actual Advice Mallard