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IF SOMEONE GIVES YOU A COMPLIMENT FIRKING  ACCEPT IT #WWLWD Actual Advice Mallard

Find your iPhone on Silent Mode

TRYING TO FIND YOUR IPHONE ON SILENT MODE? GO TO FIND MY IPHONE AND CLICK

wew

HAHAH WEWEWE Actual Advice Mallard

Your not funny!

IF YOU WANT YOUR MEME TO BE FUNNY AND NOT ANNOYING PLEASE SPELL-CHECK IT Actual Advice Mallard

Ladylike advice over here!

IF YOU HAVE A DATE AND AREN'T SURE IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM YET DON'T SHAVE. LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN RISK IT, HIM SEEING YOU WITH HAIRY LEGS FOR THE FIRST TIME. Actual Advice Mallard

a funny duck ;)

I'LL TELL YOU A STORY... ABOUT A QUACKERY Actual Advice Mallard

Cell Membrane

DON'T PLACE AN ANIMAL CELL IN A HYPOTONIC SOLUTION THE CELL MEMBRANE WILL FAIL AND THE CELL WILL EXPLODE Actual Advice Mallard

Bitches be actin foolish.

IF YOU ASK HOW SOMEONE IS SPENDING THEIR VALENTINES DAY IT HAD BETTER BE BECAUSE YOU ARE INTERESTED WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE AVAILABLE. Actual Advice Mallard

Dear Mother

IF SOMEONE AGRAVATES YOU ENOUGH TO WERE YOU WANT TO KILL THEM GET THEM OUT OF YOUR HOUSE! Actual Advice Mallard

For anyone planning on getting some "action" tonight

THORUGHLY WASH YOUR BALLS Actual Advice Mallard