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My toe hurts

SE VAIS COMER ALGUÉM NA QUEIMA GARANTE QUE NÃO O FAZES PERTO DAS CASAS DE BANHO Actual Advice Mallard

I use it

SODIUM BICARBONATE IS MORE EFFICIENT THAN ANY OTHER DEODORANT Actual Advice Mallard

All the single ladies

IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED YOU DONT HAVE A DATE ON VALENTINES DAY ALWAYS REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO FATHER ON FATHERS DAY OR MOTHER ON MOTHERS DAY  Actual Advice Mallard

Alone ?

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With Valentines Day coming up and expectations running high...

DISAPPOINTMENT IS WHEN EXPECTATIONS > REALITY TRY TO STAY REALISTIC Actual Advice Mallard

duck lolxd

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For you southerners

IN SNOWSTORMS PARK YOUR CAR AT THE END OF YOUR DRIVEWAY IT'S LESS SNOW YOU HAVE TO SHOVEL  Actual Advice Mallard

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 SLOW THE FUCK DOWN Actual Advice Mallard

Forever alone!

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Im forever alone!

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