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RAPPIN DUCK

QUACK QUACK  FOR THE HANDIQUACK Actual Advice Mallard

For riding the subway during rush hour

THERE WILL BE MORE ROOM FOR YOU TO GET ON THE TRAIN IF YOU LET EVERYONE TRYING TO GET OFF GET OFF FIRST Actual Advice Mallard

duck ducky

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ELLEN COCKBURN PRONOUNCED

rain out

IF YOU SEE ME AT SMITH FIELD (ALLSTON), SAT. APRIL 5TH @ NOON IT MEANS FREE AGENT DAY WILL BE SUNDAY APRIL 6 @ NOON Actual Advice Mallard

Wine before beer

WINE BEFORE BEER YOU'LL BE OKAY DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH Actual Advice Mallard

We just don't care

HEY LADIES, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW GUYS DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIENDS Actual Advice Mallard

God's advice from a little creature

ALWAYS REJOICE IN THE LORD  AND BE THANKFUL FOR LITTLE THINGS...LIKE CREATURES! Actual Advice Mallard

Cooking advice from him

BEST WAY TO MAKE SURE FOOD STAYS FRESH? PUT IT ON ANY HEATED SURFACE Actual Advice Mallard

Don't stop please

DON'T STOP THE JOKES THEY QUACK ME UP Actual Advice Mallard

font size

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TO MUCH FONT SIZE Actual Advice Mallard