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dont be happy for real

WHEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER BECOMES ANGRY WITH YOU AND SAYS

Dont be happy

WHEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GETS ANGRY AT YOU AND SAYS

Humanity must survive!!!

DON'T LOSE YOURSELF  AMONGST ALL THE SHIT THAT GETS THROWN AT YOU  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to know how to utilize google search?

WANT TO KNOW HOW TO UTILIZE GOOGLE SEARCH? SITE:SUPPORT.APPLE.COM Actual Advice Mallard

Drake pride

 DRAKE PRIDE Actual Advice Mallard

SAVED MY ASS

WHEN AT A BAR AT NIGHT PUT YOUR WALLET IN YOUR FRONT POCKET TO DECREASE THE CHANCE OF IT BEING STOLEN OR LOST Actual Advice Mallard

Fowlentines Day

WON'T YOU BE MY FOWLENTINE Actual Advice Mallard

Premarital advice

LIVE WITH YOUR S.O. BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED THAT WAY YOU KNOW WHAT EXACTLY YOU'RE GETTING INTO Actual Advice Mallard

for all those americans that think afroamericans had their nations in medieval europe

SO YOU ARE AMERICAN AND THINK YOU CAN TALK ABOUT EUROPEAN HISTORY           PLEASE DON'T          Actual Advice Mallard

Second-hand Bookstore

USE THE SECOND-HAND BOOKSTORE YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO EAT Actual Advice Mallard