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An advice on photography

IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF A DUCK WAIT 'TILL IT HAS SHED THE WATER AFTER DIVING Actual Advice Mallard

The red winged hornet

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Go figure.

IF THE TITLE OF YOUR POST IS

You're gonna risk ridicule.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE A MEME IN A THREAD ON FACEBOOK DO IT RIGHT Actual Advice Mallard

Students want to hear

DID YOU KNOW BY USING DEGREE WORKS IT COULD SAVE YOU TIME, MONEY, AND STRESS? Actual Advice Mallard

we should probably

WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO SLEEP NOW Actual Advice Mallard

like a sum boo dee

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To both men and women.

YOUR PARTNER SHOULD BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT ANYTHING GOOD, BAD, GROSE OR EMOTIONAL  IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN, YOU WILL LOOSE THEM  Actual Advice Mallard

Tax Refund

GETTING A TAX REFUND IS NOT A GOOD THING. IT MEANS YOU OVERPAID YOUR TAXES THROUGHOUT THE YEAR AND GAVE THE GOVERNMENT AN INTEREST FREE LOAN. Actual Advice Mallard

This is STEEL HOUSE

DO YOUR CHORE OR THE CHORE MASTER WILL CRACK HER WHIP Actual Advice Mallard