Actual Advice Mallard

Actual-Advice about stone and shit

IF YOU WANNA THROW ROCKS AT MALLARDS FOR FUN... DON'T ACTUALLY HIT THEM Actual Advice Mallard

hockey mallard

BE SMART THIS HOCKEY CUP SEASON CREATE POSITIVE SIGNS ABOUT YOUR RES, NOT TRASHING THE OTHER RES Actual Advice Mallard

Could be a Reason for the Rise in Depression

DON'T PREPARE YOUR KIDS FOR SUCCESS, PREPARE THEM FOR THE FAILURE THEY WILL MOST LIKELY EXPERIENCE. Actual Advice Mallard

Butch in da house

I'M WITH BUTCH  Actual Advice Mallard

Like Seriously

DON'T MESS WITH PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM WELL Actual Advice Mallard

If you really want to laugh from 9gag

READ THE COMMENTS IN HOT PAGE ITS MUCH FUNNIER  Actual Advice Mallard

Duck ain't got no worries

YOU CAN HAVE MY EGGS! NO OVARIAN HYPERSTIMULATION SYNDROME, NO SUPER OVULATION, NO KIDS, NO WORRIES! Actual Advice Mallard

Serious Duck

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST  PRIVATE MESSAGE PEOPLE. Actual Advice Mallard

Turned wheels

TAKING PHOTOS OF YOUR CAR ANYTIME SOON? TURN YOUR STEERING WHEEL AWAY FROM THE CAMERA FOR A MORE APPEALING PHOTOGRAPH Actual Advice Mallard

Ex-Stepsister Memories to Cherish

YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE TIME I WALKED INTO MY BEDROOM AND YOU WERE