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Ima Take Yo' Money....

POOP ON YOUR NEIHBORS YARD THEN BLAME IT ON ME.... -TEGAN & DUCKS Actual Advice Mallard

when ducks curse

THE DUCK ARE U SAYING Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOUR NAME IS JUSTIN BIEBER SHOOT YOURSELF Actual Advice Mallard

Too many years of backsplash

IF YOU DON'T WANT BACKSPLASH WHEN YOU POOP PLACE A FEW PIECES OF TOILET PAPER IN THE BOWL. Actual Advice Mallard

Flappy Bird

PUT YOUR PHONE IN AIRPLANE MODE AND YOU WON'T GET ADS IN FLAPPY BIRD Actual Advice Mallard

erh mah gerd

ER LERVE TERRRDDD Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU EVER FIND A KNIFE  DON'T STAB YOURSELF WITH IT Actual Advice Mallard

Windows tweaks

DELETE SYSTEM 32 FOLDER IT WILL SPEED UP YOUR PC Actual Advice Mallard

Advice mallards these days

IF YOU DO NOT BREATHE, YOU DIE Actual Advice Mallard

You will lose them FOREVER .

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS VERY NICE AND FUNNY ALL THE TIME   DO NOT MAKE THEM MAD  Actual Advice Mallard